Look out, RC...

So I've got a lead on a new vocalist for Rock Club.

Check out this freakin' metal face:

"And ze dra-gon comes in ze niiiiiight!"

Seriously, man, she's beltin' out John Hartford here.

So, how's this for a marquee:

-- ROCK CLUB --

Featuring

Säbrë Rüth

King Kamehamayhem

Some Dolt Playing Arpeggios With An EBow

Those Who Actually Know All The Songs

and

Some Poor Sot Forced To Sing Journey